idiot

idiot
1. (idiot) (4658↑, 517↓)
anyone who defines their own name on urban dictionary

what the shit? that kid is a fucking idiot.

Author: ed\\'s neighbor (and friend) http://idiot.urbanup.com/286208
2. (idiot) (1627↑, 322↓)
A foolish or stupid person.

Matt is the Village Idiot

3. (idiot) (1717↑, 588↓)
Synonym for someone who believes USA to be the only nation equipped with the internet.

1. idiot synonym for our nations current president George W. Bush is a complete idiot. Source: reed, Feb 9, 2003

4. (Idiot) (990↑, 261↓)
Intelligence Quotient Scale: [Moron] = 50-69 [Imbecile] = 30-49 Idiot = 29 & below

I would never call you a moron, or even an imbecile for that matter. That wouldn't be right\! I know you are an idiot.

5. (idiot) (764↑, 290↓)
Doing the same thing and expecting a different result.

Ralph is an idiot.

6. (idiot) (500↑, 98↓)
An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

7. (idiot) (420↑, 165↓)
A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

Author: Killing Kittens http://idiot.urbanup.com/704158
8. (idiot) (278↑, 94↓)
Someone who has to look up the term 'idiot'.

Well, look what we have here\!

Author: Squirrelykins http://idiot.urbanup.com/1335169
9. (idiot) (197↑, 86↓)
the people who come to urbandictionary.com & try to sound badass, but can't spell & end up looking like fools\!

Did u read what that idiot wrote\!?\!

10. (idiot) (99↑, 28↓)
A guy who thinks its fun to run into a wall with a trash can on his head.

god danm that guy is such an idiot

11. (idiot) (117↑, 49↓)
Someone who was being stupid, immature ,blunt or retarded.

God he looked like an idiot.

12. (Idiot) (121↑, 70↓)
1.People who attempt to boost their self-esteem or confidence by posting their most negative and stereotypical beliefs from the scial barrier of the Internet. 2.A person of low intellect. 3.A person incapable of earning their own living. 4.A person who, due to some profound physical/biological anomaly, is incapable of feeding, dressing, or bathing themselves. 5.Not necessarily somebody who goes to a particular website, enjoys a kind of music, supports a certain political party, etc. but a general description for a number of human beings regardless of race, nationality, religion(or lack thereof), etc. 6.A general social commentary used by people who believe that they are more inteligent than the other which basically means, "I don't like you, so I'm going to try to insult you."

She was an idiot\! I don't like her.

13. (idiot) (72↑, 33↓)
Someone who is doing something very stupid that they will probably regret later. See also: George Bush

Why Are you stuffing sparklers up your butt? You are such an idiot

Author: BOBBERT CHEESE http://idiot.urbanup.com/1825467
14. (idiot) (64↑, 25↓)
Anyone who puts in a politician as the definition for this word.

LOL\!\!\!\!1 IDIOT = [insert politician here]\!\!11 I AM A COMIC GENUIS\!\!\!1

15. (iDiot) (66↑, 38↓)
An iDiot is a person who slavishly devotes their life to Apple and associated products. They are generally trendy, snobbishly so, and disdain anything that isn't "cool" enough.

A: "I remember this guy ranting about how more than two was too many mouse buttons, because people don't know what they do." B: "Sounds like an iDiot."

16. (Idiot) (34↑, 9↓)
Justin Bieber

Idiot, n.: Justin Bieber

17. (Idiot) (35↑, 13↓)
Somebody who does something incredibly stupid and is mentally capable of seeing that it is stupid.

Stop giving correct definitions on Urban Dictionary the thumbs down,you fucking idiot\!

Author: never-you-mind http://idiot.urbanup.com/2706240
18. (IDIOT) (32↑, 14↓)
People who can be very difficult.

"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." \idiot anonymous

19. (idiot) (32↑, 14↓)
People who use the "Add Definition" function on urbandictionary.com to argue, bitch, complain, and, generally, be belligerent.

See [word]America[/word], [word]Dragonball Z[/word],

20. (idiot) (51↑, 36↓)
Ancient Greek term. Mean human, who don't take a interest in problems and works of the society. Don't join in the politics, wars, voting and all social activities. Hi is interested only in own life, family and friends. Later on, the psychologists used this ancient term to define mental disease.

He is complete idiot.

21. (Idiot) (20↑, 9↓)
Anyone stupid enough to look up "Idiot" on Urban Dictionary.

Idiot: Gee, lemme turn on this computerbox tuh find out what "idiot" means... Everyone at mah school calls me it... Non-idiot: You're an idiot.

Author: Cheesegamer23 http://idiot.urbanup.com/2974621
22. (idiot) (12↑, 2↓)
Those who go onto urbandictionary and attempt to start a political battle in regards to the use of the word "teabagging".

"Those submitters of teabagging definitions are complete and utter idiots."

23. (Idiot) (14↑, 4↓)
What?

The author of this definition feels like an idiot explains the word idiot.

Author: Gothicvampireprincess http://idiot.urbanup.com/3342690
24. (Idiot) (9↑, 0↓)
CEO's and Presidents of bank corporations and businesses. Someone who likes using peoples tax money to buy more for a jet then what they sold it for.

Rob: Hey Don, I sold that fucking jet thingy for 50 million dollars\! I bought it back for 100 million\! What a bargain\!\!\! Don: ....Idiot Jeff: Hey boss, wanna act like were broke again? Boss: Sure thing Jeff\! You get a 20 million dollar bonus your such a fucking smartass\!

Author: FreakingMorons http://idiot.urbanup.com/3766975
25. (idiot) (32↑, 23↓)
A very stupid person. Very.

Only an idiot would kill a person in front of cops.

26. (idiot) (13↑, 5↓)
someone who defined their own name on urban dictionary, than looked up the word idiot somewhere along the lines, read the first deffinition, and is now smiling cus they realized they just did it within a matter of minutes. :)

Wow...I sure feel like an [idiot] now\!

Author: anonymous one for the pages http://idiot.urbanup.com/3162870
27. (idiot) (6↑, 0↓)
Someone who doesn't actually use the word they're defining in the example, or don't use it in a way that conveys the meaning.

Yo, I was on [Urban Dictionary] last night, and none of the examples made sense. What a bunch of idiots.

Author: isanynamenottaken http://idiot.urbanup.com/4170087
28. (idiot) (9↑, 3↓)
A creature common to most regions of the planet, easily identifiable by markings resembling the words "Abercrombie," "Billabong," "Nike," etc., and by its shrill Tweeting call.

Shhh\! Did you hear that? That was the cry of the North American idiot\!

Author: IllogicalTendencies http://idiot.urbanup.com/4092936
29. (IDiot) (15↑, 9↓)
Pejorative term for a supporter of intelligent design; a creationist.

William Dembski and Michael Behe are IDiots.

30. (idiot) (13↑, 7↓)
pronounced ID Ten T a Computer Techie term for a complete computer idiot which if you write it down becomes idiot

The issue with computer was a ID 10 T problem which when written become idiot

31. (idiot) (19↑, 13↓)
a person with low or lack of intelligence or common sense.

A majority of the drivers in the USA and most of the people who walk around malls and are oblivious to anyone but themselves.

32. (idiot) (5↑, 0↓)
an utterly foolish or senseless person

Ev is being such an idiot for scheduling her party on the same day as mine, even though I told her the date mine was going to be.

Author: i'm so pissed http://idiot.urbanup.com/3826834
33. (idiot) (9↑, 5↓)
a stupid person not capable of even reading this definition.

your mom is an idiot.

Author: Wolfensteiner http://idiot.urbanup.com/2667233
34. (iDiot) (9↑, 5↓)
Obnoxious and stupid iPhone user

Did you hear that guy on the train typing into his iPhone, he's was so slow it was excruciating. I know, turn those sounds off... what an iDiot

35. (idiot) (10↑, 6↓)
A person who is stupid. Do things that is clumsy or "very" wrong.

A man that warm his cat in the microwave oven is an "idiot" A person who says an elephant is larger than the "MOON" is an "idiot"

Author: Emil Nybråten http://idiot.urbanup.com/2538142
36. (iDiot) (3↑, 0↓)
Pronounced "eye-diot" A fool who mindlessly buys and uses Apple products without knowing why they chose them. The real reason could be that they are: 1.) Vain - want to look 'cool' without regard to functionality 2.) Insecure - need a 'premium' product to feel good about themselves 3.) Technically inept - never really mastered the PC or any other tech device so they just gave up and bought the watered down Apple-toy 4.) A Hippie or Hipster (enough said\!) 5.) Really loves to type 2-3 words per minute with lots of typos\!

Man - "It's ironic they have a 'Genius Bar' at the Apple Store" Woman - "Why"? Man - "Because everyone there is an iDiot\!"

37. (idiot) (3↑, 0↓)
a person who posts stupid definitions for words.

That guy is an idiot.

38. (idiot) (4↑, 1↓)
That's what most people on the internet are\!

Wow idiots flock to that website like no tomorrow.

Author: 1-2-3 you're on me. http://idiot.urbanup.com/4408106
39. (idiot) (11↑, 8↓)
1.Person who posts a meaning bashing something they have no factual information about 2.person with nothing better to do then sit around and try to make a joke out of bad things that aren't funny

Person1: Its hard to believe some idiot would post something that horrible Person2:i know he has no idea what its like to lose someone close to you Prior Lake A city in Minnesota in which the majority of teenagers commit suicide before they graduate from high school. Only 5% of kids from Prior Lake High School graduate because the rest of them are dead.

Author: Kathryn Curtis http://idiot.urbanup.com/2633476
40. (idiot) (1↑, 0↓)
One who's extreme incompetence makes you wonder how they are still breathing.

In a chatroom... Guy 1: obama shuts down the navy Me: .... What kind of mind numbing shit is fed to you daily? Seriously, there's no shortage of idiots.. ever.

41. (iDiot) (2↑, 1↓)
An apple user.

iPod- apple mp3 player iPad- apple tablet iPhone- apple phone iDiot- apple users

42. (idiot) (1↑, 0↓)
someone who yells before thinking about what they yell.

Joe is an [idiot] because he yelled at that cop.

Author: samlad nyltak http://idiot.urbanup.com/5957705
43. (Idiot) (1↑, 0↓)
-[George W Bush] -[Sarah Palin]

'George Bush is an idiot.' -Bob 'Yeah, I know, so is Sarah Palin.' -John

44. (idiot) (3↑, 2↓)
you

you IDIOT dont know the meaning of the word idiot

45. (Idiot) (2↑, 1↓)
when a person could buy a volvo but instead buys a rover. they are then known as an idiot.

"I had to call the AA out again yesterday. my rover is broken, i should have bought that Volvo. i am such an IDIOT"

Author: mattyhasarover http://idiot.urbanup.com/3936229
46. (idiot) (1↑, 0↓)
An acronym for "It Deserves It's Own Thread" When you post a thread on a forum which had a similar topic already posted.. but you just know that THIS one should be posted separately for the whole forum to see... you just use this acronym "Idiot" instead of typing a long sentence. For extra [LoLs] you can start a thread about a [stupid] thing which will resemble with the true defenition of [idiot].

I EM 13370rH4X: *posts a thread with a pic of a kid licking an electric socket outlet while there was already a posted thread about "Stupid Kids doing stupid stuff"* and says "IDIOT\!" The rest of the Forum: "LAWL DAT SI GUD\!"

47. (idiot) (8↑, 7↓)
A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.

Boy: Ghaa. Mother: My little idiot.

48. (idiot) (12↑, 11↓)
Someone whom impersonates an educated individual.

This idiot actually thinks he/she knows what they are talking about - let's kick thier ass.

49. (idiot) (26↑, 25↓)
someone with no technical knowledge whatsoever

idiot: my computer keeps freezing up. tech: sounds like an i dee ten tee problem.

50. (idiot) (10↑, 9↓)
A civillian from the comic strip "The Wizard of Id"

"My fellow Id-iots..."

Author: Wren Arbuthnot http://idiot.urbanup.com/777469
51. (idiot) (11↑, 10↓)
People that put a persons political views or personal beliefs in the definition of idiot.

I think (insert political preference here) is an idiot.

52. (idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
The foolish things which can occur between two best friends, especially when you include polar bears.

Jenny and Alicia acted like idiots while posting polar bears all over one another's houses.

53. (Idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
A person that has recently done something stupid, thus forcing nearby people to be aware of them and become embarrassed for the current state of humanity. Idiots often believe they are funny, important, contribute to society or have a valid point to make however they are/do not.

person 1: Hey, have you noticed most of the new words posted on Urban Dictionary have been pretty shit and/or unfunny? Person 2: Yeah, a massive bunch of idiots must have just recently discovered how to add words to the website.

Author: Lemmings Follow http://idiot.urbanup.com/6250809
54. (idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
a mentally retarded person; someone with low understanding of the world and the things in it. A meaner way of calling somebody stupid. Should not always be taken literal.

That arab kid, Mike, is a complete idiot.

55. (idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
an acronym for you

you are an idiot

56. (idiot) (2↑, 2↓)
San Jose Sharks

The San Jose sharks are idiots\!

Author: Joe-V the greatest http://idiot.urbanup.com/5834925
57. (idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
consists of the prefix "nick" usually involving suffixes such as "starks" and "sherrill". tends to do stupid things. isn't familiar with the words "brain" "heart" or "noggin"

karma comes to one who is an "idiot".

58. (idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
a douche bag, complete retard, jerk, ect

"you have a small penis" idiot.

Author: uneducated lemon http://idiot.urbanup.com/5781668
59. (Idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
Any one who has stupid, unjust idealisms. Nazis, racists and homophobes fit neatly into the context of an idiot.

'You are an idiot' 'All I said was I don't like black people. That doesn't make me an idiot.' 'It makes you a racist, which also makes you an idiot.'

60. (Idiot) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who defines something by their opinion soley, and not on the facts.

***Defintion of Eminem: Eminem is a white trash wannabe rapper that makes the rest of the rap world look like [shit].*** As you can see, they have no factual info whatsoever, they just want to comment on how they dont like said thing. also, EMINEM IS GREAT SO STFU IDIOT ;)

61. (idiot) (1↑, 1↓)
A generally misguided or stupid person.

Barack Obama is simply a complete idiot.

Author: fuck_socialism http://idiot.urbanup.com/4941327
62. (Idiot) (5↑, 5↓)
n. a foolish or stupid person; originates from the ancient Greek term "idiot", which was used to describe an Athenian citizen inactive in public life

Jack: Mmmm. This yellow juice tastes good. I wonder what it's made of? Marty: You're an idiot. Do you realize that you are drinking elephant pi.. Well, the rest you can figure out on your own...

Author: King of Inland http://idiot.urbanup.com/2812748
63. (Idiot) (4↑, 4↓)
An utterly or foolish or senseless person. A person of the lowest order, in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than 3 years old, an intelligence quotient under 25. Priya.

Priya: "If you find a white figure on your clothing or head, that means you have good luck." Guy: "Priya, you're an idiot."

64. (Idiot) (8↑, 8↓)
Someone who shouts "Sand Niggers" at the Dahjarma (Turkish Police) whilst in Turkey.

Wilson was nearly shot by the sand niggers for being a idiot ;)

65. (idiot) (9↑, 9↓)
A person who smokes.

My mom's an idiot. She's spending my inheritance\!

Author: TheSmartestPersonInThe WORLD http://idiot.urbanup.com/2411191
66. (idiot) (12↑, 12↓)
See "chav" "townie" "scally" "knob" "chode" etc. Someone who looks proud when they answer back with the insult "your mum\!" or walks around constantly with a nike TN cap on and with his hands down his pants feeling himself. Someone who has no coutesy and is willing to "beat the shit" out of you if you say a sentence without at least 4 "fucks" in. Someone who has lost their virginity by the age of ten, usually to a beast of a girl, that he paid for.

"that chav is such an idiot, whys he tryin to outsmart a dog?"

67. (idiot) (16↑, 16↓)
You, you fucking idiot.

You must be an idiot if you had to look up "idiot."

68. (idiot) (7↑, 7↓)
Anyone who belongs to and/or elects to join a village comprising of idiots

Do we really need an example? :p

69. (idiot) (12↑, 12↓)
A negative term to refer to a person of any negative traits, such as lack of intelligence or offensive behavior.

"People are idiots." -me

70. (idiot) (0↑, 1↓)
Jimmy Maher.

Jimmy Maher is a dumbass, idiot.

71. (idiot) (1↑, 2↓)
A woman who cannot say no to marriage proposals.

So Janie how did you end up married again, what is this your 8th, 9th marriage? No, it's my 7th and I was sitting with my husband in a Taco Bell and he passed me a hotsauce packet that said "Will you Marry Me" and I quickly screamed "Yes\!, Yes\!, Yes\!" Okay Janie, well that makes you a freakin' idiot\!\!

72. (idiot) (1↑, 2↓)
someone who is not at smart as you are

Most people are idiots

Author: Eragonvsharry http://idiot.urbanup.com/4534524
73. (Idiot) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who lets a very hot girl go. And will never lose his virginity

1. That kid over there\! 2. Casey? 1. Yeah hes an idiot 2. Oh i know he let the hottest girl ever go 1. I want to hit that girl lets hope shes single

74. (Idiot) (1↑, 2↓)
A word that is often used for a person who is acting or is actually stupid. This person my also be annoying or selfish. You would use this word also for joking around. This person is most likely to be a buttface, as well.

"You idiot\!"

75. (idiot) (1↑, 2↓)
Someone who looks up the word "idiot" in a dictionary.

If you don't know what idiot means, god help you Dumbass\!

76. (idiot) (2↑, 3↓)
awesome great people

Those people are idiots

Author: Sigmund Freud of the fourth http://idiot.urbanup.com/3276307
77. (IDiot) (6↑, 7↓)
A derisive term used by some for proponents of ID - intelligent design. A combination of ID + idiot.

That guy is a total IDiot, he is still claiming that flagella are irreducibly complex

78. (idiot) (4↑, 5↓)
[george bush] president of the united states of america

you are an idiot. you are like an idiot dont be an idiot. (insults)

79. (Idiot) (5↑, 6↓)
Somebody who thinks that posting a serious definition on UrbanDictionary makes them seem smart yet open minded.

Barry:Hey did you see that definition i posted on Arthilogical Impurities. I must have seemed like hot shit on that huh? Mary:Sure........idiot.

80. (idiot) (12↑, 13↓)
an [idiot] is best described as someone who looks up idiot on [urbandictionary.com]

guy \#1: "should i super glue my hand to my forehead?" guy \#2: "you're an idiot"

81. (idiot) (2↑, 3↓)
George W Bush

Person: You're such a George w Bush\!\!\! Person 2: huh??? Person: You're an idiot\!\! Person 2: oh

82. (Idiot) (5↑, 6↓)
Idiot a person who follows blindly, Ie a person belonging to any religious groups, Chavs. and Idiot is also a person who got that merical weight loss medicine and spent 40 quid on it, and actually believed that when they are coverd all sorts of nastys that they have lost weight. Idiot, any person who willingly dyes their hair Ginger, or blonde.

Nedloh: YOu are an idiot. Jody (the idiot.) Thanks\! Nedloh: that wasnt a complement. Jody: Whaaa???? Nedloh: never mind why dont you go sit in the speacial persons cornor.

83. (Idiot) (13↑, 14↓)
[George Bush]. The very definition of idiot.

guy1: Look at that damn idiot\! guy2: What? Where is he? guy1: Who? guy2: Goerge Bush.

84. (idiot) (11↑, 12↓)
highly foolish, unintelligent person. quite easy to identify, if you live in the united states, merely lookout the window. or better still, listen to the presidents weekly address. anyone who considers 'what the shit' to be an expression should also be considered an idiot.

my god, billy's so stupid, he's an absolute idiot

85. (Idiot) (7↑, 8↓)
1. Some one [dim-witted] 2. One who acts before thinking thus creating consequences.

1. Bush-"I own a timber company? That's news to me\! Got wood?" Televison viewer- What an idiot. 2. He didn't think to bring his keys before he snuck out of his house. He was locked out all night\! (He was an idiot)

86. (idiot) (6↑, 7↓)
1. someone who posts definitions on this site, with a few exceptions 2. the majority of my schoolmates

1. aka you. 2. come to my school, point at someone, and chances are they're an idiot.

87. (idiot) (9↑, 10↓)
Anyone who doesn't know what this word means.

You looked this word up, your an idiot

88. (idiot) (8↑, 9↓)
People who complain that other people are stupid and are blinded with the belief that problems would be solved and the world would be better if people were smart...like the people who complain about idiots

When someone says the president is an idiot, they're the ones on their computer doing nothing good while the idiots, the more successful people in life, have jobs and are getting paid tons of money

89. (idiot) (5↑, 6↓)
A person who accepts responsibility for a siuation or enterprise that they know nothing about.

Wayne Harris is an idiot for attempting to run the Eckerd Corporation.

90. (idiot) (2↑, 4↓)
Something we call George W. Bush

Man, George W. Bush is such an idiot

Author: roflcopter3214 http://idiot.urbanup.com/5227854
91. (Idiot) (1↑, 3↓)
If you're searching up this word you must be an IDIOT.

The word idiot is frequently used and easy to understand, why would one need to search this word? Duh they must be a complete idiot. ^^

Author: AtrociousAntics http://idiot.urbanup.com/5167077
92. (idiot) (0↑, 2↓)
adorable, cute, awesome, insane, random, funny.

girl "lol BANANAS" guy "you are an idiot"

93. (IDIOT) (1↑, 3↓)
Former President George W. Bush

former president george w. bush is an idiot

94. (Idiot) (0↑, 2↓)
If you have to ask, you are.

Person 1: Hey\! Do you know what "IDK" means? Person 2: I don't know. Person 1: OMG\! No one knows\! Person 2: ... Idiot.

Author: Me? Nooo. I'm not sarcastic. http://idiot.urbanup.com/3940468
95. (idiot) (0↑, 2↓)
someone who looks up the word "idiot"

If you don't know what an idiot is, then you must really be an idiot.

96. (Idiot) (0↑, 2↓)
1. someone who does something stupid/dumb that others want to do but fear social rejection as a consequence of the selected action

I love you, but you are an idiot. I can't believe you just did that, you idiot.

97. (Idiot) (0↑, 2↓)
A collegue at work sending out e-mails to people describing an 'Eiffel Tower'.

"I wanted to share a phrase with you all that I stumbled across last night. Not only did I chortle but I guffawed too. Picture the scene…a MMF threesome in action, spit roast in effect and both blokes are feeling pretty good and decide to high five each other. Got the image in your head???? This is known as the Eiffel Tower (due to the shape thrown of course). I’ve never been to the Eiffel Tower but there is always time." ...... IDIOT\!

Author: Grossed out 2 http://idiot.urbanup.com/3904651
98. (idiot) (4↑, 6↓)
Someone who does not comprehend that donut can be spelled either DONUT or DOUGHNUT, along with the fact that the shorter version of the spelling (donut) is NOT SLANG. It's just another spelling of it\!

That DONUT tastes delicious, and I will spell it D-O-N-U-T anyway (even though it can be spelled either way) because it's easier and takes less time to and it's not slang you IDIOT.

Author: Somebody you know http://idiot.urbanup.com/2748915
99. (idiot) (5↑, 7↓)
The person who invented raisins

the person who invented raisins is an idiot

100. (idiot) (3↑, 5↓)
A person with a hollow skull.

Tom Cruise is an insane idiot for believing in murderous Scientology.

101. (idiot) (13↑, 15↓)
1. person who hates jews, blacks, asians, native americans, middle eastern people, or hispanic people. 2. The collective U.S. government. 3. Hollywood collectively.

Paul Reubens is an idiot. He should have pulled his pants up when someone saw him.

Author: A better America http://idiot.urbanup.com/1445691
102. (idiot) (9↑, 11↓)
one who posts a definition here on UD.com,about a topic they think they know about, but their definition is so fuckin stupid it's a disgrace to the human race

There are hundreds of entries on here. So much for the editors...

103. (idiot) (6↑, 8↓)
anyone who doesn't know what idiot means is probably an idiot

I'm such an idiot, I screwed up my relationship with the girl I liked.

104. (idiot) (6↑, 8↓)
1. One who uses circular reference and tautology explaining or defining. (e.g., "Bush is an idiot"). 2. Anyone who's epiphany that Bush is an idiot will come on the day after the last. 3. Appologists for Bush herein without defining a thing.

1. To paraphrase Dubya the Idiot, "We are good... 'cause we're good." 2. "The christaliban have more than one idiot leading the whole flock of them." 3. "What IDIOT made the entry that 'An Atheist' is an idiot?"

105. (Idiot) (25↑, 27↓)
Simple minded fools that have nothing intelligent to say about politics so they insult the person, not the issue.

Most Liberals/Democrats have nothing intelligent to say about an issue therefore they are idiot(s).

Author: C4FF31N3FR34K http://idiot.urbanup.com/328096
106. (idiot) (0↑, 3↓)
1) someone stupid. 2) a game in which someone holds up a number and the next person has to hold up a different number while saying the number the person before them held up. if that person messes up and holds up the same number they're saying everyone in the group must mock them twice and then scream IDIOT\! IDIOT\!

girl 1: *holds up 2 fingers* girl 2: *holds up 2* two oh whoops\! everyone: two oh whoops, oh whoops. IDIOT. IDIOT.

Author: peaceeeeeonearth http://idiot.urbanup.com/3517626
107. (Idiot) (1↑, 4↓)
The person who made the definition for [hunter jumper]. They clearly have no idea what they are talking about and, as such they have made themselves look like a fool. An idiot is someone who thinks that they know everything about everything and doesn't take the time to get the facts straight. Therefore, when they go spouting out information that is wrong and others know the true facts, the speaker looks like a complete and utter imbecile.

The person who made the definition for [hunter jumper] is an idiot because they clearly know nothing about it.

108. (idiot) (0↑, 3↓)
someone who does or says somthing stupid and still doesnt awknoledge after someone calls them it. the kind of people that annoy you without even saying anything, you can just tell their about to do somthing idiotic. basically any stupid fuck who obviosly isnt funny or cool. the kind of ppl i hate

peep1-whats ur name? peep2-michael jordan. peep1-oh thats nice, wait whats ur name? peed2-i just told you, freakin idiot. peep1-dude i just jumped off that building and it hurt. peep-2ur such an idiot go get a life.

109. (Idiot) (2↑, 5↓)
Your immediate supervisor at your place of work.

Great, the idiot is here\!

Author: Matthew Blancarte http://idiot.urbanup.com/2138546
110. (idiot) (6↑, 9↓)
Many words could be used up and wasted to describe what can be described with a single word: You.

Although there are many idiots online, and no shortage of them at urbandictionary.com, if you want to see the ideal definition, go look in the freaking mirror.

Author: theguywhopostedthisdefinition http://idiot.urbanup.com/2100749
111. (idiot) (3↑, 7↓)
To be a complete moron in everything you do, even in things you think you know how to.

Holy crap craigs an idiot, i thought he knew how to tie his shoes.

112. (idiot) (11↑, 15↓)
in the 1800 century idiot was to describe a rich lazy pearson who didnt do anything to help the community.recently though this word now describes people who are stupid like George Bush (who doesent help the community also)

most rich people are idiots if we are speaking about the victorian era.and all republicans are idiots if we are speaking about any era.

113. (idiot) (4↑, 8↓)
it is a word given to people who submite words that are not real sland or give definitions that are not definitions.

you are probably a idiot.

114. (idiot) (4↑, 8↓)
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

a foolish or stupid person that makes fun of mentally handicapped people rather, arrogantly-a devine will to be shallow 24, 7.

Author: intentional idiocy http://idiot.urbanup.com/953795
115. (Idiot) (6↑, 10↓)
People who whine about definitions on UB being "hatefull" Grow up you stupid sissy's and find something better to do then complaining about what others think, and what is mostly true\!

"That person said Hilary Duff sucks\! Their definition should be deleted because it's haaaatefull\! *sob sob*" - Straight out of the mouth of an idiot. And she DOES suck by the way.

116. (idiot) (17↑, 21↓)
1.)The Democrats 2.)Bill Clinton Bill Clinton doesn't know what the meaning of the word "is" , is. AND HE WAS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT\!\!\!\! Scary shit\!

Bill Clinton is an idiot

Author: goddamn life sucks http://idiot.urbanup.com/451153
117. (Idiot) (0↑, 5↓)
A person who manages to fail a bloodtest. A person who sits for an exam alone and atains number two in the scoresheet.

Einstein was an idiot trying to formulate a bleach to discolour charcoal

118. (Idiot) (2↑, 7↓)
An Idiot is someone who thinks Linkin Park is a better band than Iron maiden.

Guy 1: "Saad is such and Idiot, he thinks Linkin Park is the best band ever\!" Guy 2: "Indeed ol' chap, everyone knows that Iron Maiden are much better."

119. (Idiot) (3↑, 8↓)
The person reading this

You are an idiot idiot.

120. (idiot) (6↑, 11↓)
someone who needs to look this word up

you are an idiot if you need to look up idiot

121. (idiot) (1↑, 6↓)
a word to describe someone in an offensive matter

Joe: Watch out for zombies at night\! Bob: Joe your a fucking idiot..

Author: ownerofpillow1 http://idiot.urbanup.com/2214486
122. (idiot) (5↑, 10↓)
1. Stupid 2. George W. [Bush]

Oh my [God], Bush the idiot is still the US president\!

Author: Robin_Hood_1212 http://idiot.urbanup.com/2064624
123. (IDIOT) (4↑, 9↓)
To pull an idea out of your ass and speak it loudly makes you an idiot

Brit is a complete idiot\!

124. (idiot) (2↑, 7↓)
The word idiot was first used in the middle ages by the king what king who the hell cares but he called the jester an idiot for lighting the stables on fire and for that the jester had to put the fire out.

"Hey, you your a dumb idiot\!" "Why are you being such a damn idiot?" "Hey stop that you idiot\!"

Author: Heather girard http://idiot.urbanup.com/968970
125. (idiot) (9↑, 14↓)
A pathetic person who, despite innumerable troubling contraindicators and pesky facts, chooses to trust George W. Bush and his band of extremist, right-wing hystericals, fundamentalist religious zealots, hate mongers, and neo-conservatives to provide pre-digested thoughts and attitudes, rather than to go to the effort of actually thinking for himself or herself. (Probably still believes that Sadam had WMDs, cooperated with Al Qaida, and participated in the 11 Sept attacks.) Perilous if inclined to vote based on the described irrational beliefs. Look for synonyms at: fool, bone-head, lazy-minded, dupe, patsy, etc.

If the sensible, intelligent Republicans will separate themselves from the idiot rabble, and exercise their voting privileges with good conscience, we patriotic American citizens will have the opportunity to turn the page and correct the numerous blunders foisted on the world by the Bush administration.

126. (idiot) (4↑, 9↓)
Basically a less-harsh insult than saying "YOU DAMN FRIGGIN' MORON\!"

Erm...idiot.

Author: Unknown Personthingy http://idiot.urbanup.com/260500
127. (Idiot) (12↑, 17↓)
1)A person below normal intelegence 2)A perswon that was dropped on their head at a very young age

Dumbass fucknut cumbubble bunghole Assfucker

Author: Fuck Marlyn in da butt\! http://idiot.urbanup.com/204347
128. (idiot) (16↑, 22↓)
Pretty much the majority of most members on Urbandictionary.com

Yeah, you know it.....................

129. (Idiot) (0↑, 7↓)
People who make up forms of dyslexia.

Jon: "I have qwertylexia" Ellie: "You are an idiot :)"

130. (idiot) (2↑, 9↓)
A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.

Boy: Ghaa. Woman: Must be goin' through your idiot stage, eh?

131. (Idiot) (4↑, 11↓)
Someone who needs to see a mentalist.

Youu Idiot..\!

132. (idiot) (4↑, 12↓)
Made famous by the best movie ever Napoleon Dynamite\!

Napoleon Dynamite : Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now. Pedro : Why? Napoleon Dynamite : Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. Pedro : Do you have anything to give to her? Napoleon Dynamite : No. Not unless she likes fish.

Author: Travis Robinson http://idiot.urbanup.com/820836
133. (idiot) (5↑, 15↓)
someone who has an I.Q Below the norm I.E you

shut up idiot

134. (idiot) (1↑, 12↓)
kyle.

you idiot\!\! you are such a kyle.

Author: poo face fart breath the 2nd http://idiot.urbanup.com/3603130
135. (idiot) (3↑, 14↓)
An American law student who thinks all distinguished foreign born law professors must speak with an American accent.

An American law student who thinks all distinguished foreign born law professors must speak with an American accent. During a lecture on contract law the American law student tossed his notes into the air complaining that he could not understand what was being said. After all, the professor did not sound like his mommy, or Dorothy from the "Wizard Of OZ", or the woman who took his coat at the country club. He wanted to know why the professor spoke English without sounding like an American. He also secretly did not like the University hiring women professors with or without a last name he could not pronounce. The rest of the students saw him as a bigot, sexist and idiot extraordinaire; one destined to live a life of pro bono. For their ears were attuned to understand the many accents, nuances and dialects of the American way. Later, this ordinary skill will contribute to their getting hired at a prestigious law firm or becoming a clerk at a Supreme Court.

Author: Judge International Court Of Justice http://idiot.urbanup.com/2191833
136. (idiot) (4↑, 15↓)
(n.) Someone that is reading this definition at this exact moment

You are an idiot for looking up the word "idiot"

Author: Anonomous Boi http://idiot.urbanup.com/1667402
137. (idiot) (3↑, 14↓)
1) Someone who thinks they're making a really important and clever point by defining "atheist" (and "non-creationist", apparently) as synonymous with "idiot". 2) Someone who lacks the intelligence to realise that the truths contained in certain religions are metaphorical, not literal - and that literally-interpreted religion is the biggest example of stupidity in human history. 3) Someone who attempts to back up their argument with a Shakespeare quoatation and gets it wrong - it's "Nothing will come of nothing", nincompoop.

See page 4 of '[idiot]' definitions for a PRIME example...

138. (idiot) (2↑, 13↓)
A retard or a cretin with no brain cells or nerves in the arms.

Hey Splay\! Shiggity-shiggity-shwa. Guess what, idiot?

139. (idiot) (2↑, 17↓)
men

he's a freaking idiot

140. (idiot) (5↑, 20↓)
A person who clicks the disagree icon at urbandictionary.com when it's a description of a thing, that is undeniable.

Idiots are the people who write stupid things about fx. Eminem, there is an actual mini biografy on urbandictionary, and there are people who disagree with it. Now how the fuck does it happen that people get kids that are stupid enough to do stuff like that, if you hate Eminem, think he is a Wigga, or whatever that is your own motherfuckin' buisness, but undeniable fact is not something that you can disagree with.

Author: Q-Z (short for danish word kusse, which means pussy) http://idiot.urbanup.com/1713429
141. (idiot) (3↑, 22↓)
Someone who goes on Urban Dictionary and looks up other people's definitions of the word "idiot".

Example: You. Yay. Case closed. You found your definition of the word "idiot". By me, anyway. So stop reading it. Now. Bye bye. Next?

Author: you're an idiot. yay. http://idiot.urbanup.com/1847543
142. (idiot) (2↑, 23↓)
A halfwitted mental defective dimwitted ignoramus. See [male].

People who have crushes on their sisters are idiots.

143. (Idiot) (7↑, 29↓)
1-You, for actually looking this up in your spare time. [click here to get a life] 2-Someone acting stupid, doing dumb assed shit, making no sense, clicking the link i made, or just a plain moron...

Man, what the hell, this guy's an idiot\! what's he thinking...

Author: Benji the lankster http://idiot.urbanup.com/1438996
144. (idiot) (5↑, 30↓)
any kid who likes blondes; blondes

nate is going out with that idiot. Allison is such an idiot

145. (idiot) (13↑, 42↓)
Male species

"Men should be locked up underground and used to reproduction purposes only."

146. (Idiot) (30↑, 62↓)
Al Gore or John Kerry. Anyone that voted for one of those people.

Al Gore is an idiot

147. (idiot) (7↑, 48↓)
one who liiks up [urbandictonary.com] on urbandictonary.com

ur an idiot for being dum

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